[Yeah sorry Luke once she starts lecturing its hard to stop.]

Good. The second thing you need to know is an elaboration on part of the first point, regarding my dog, Pointless. He lives in the armory and he also steals things constantly. I have, thus far, been unsuccessful in curbing this behavior, despite my reviewing of numerous dog training books and extensive research on canine obedience. You'll just have to learn to cope with it, like I have.