[CAN'T STOP NOW. Envy will see this prank through for as long as she believes his complete bullshit lies.]

Let's see...nobody's ever gotten a good, close look about them and lived to tell the tale...but from what I've heard? They're eight feet tall and have these three big fangs, and they leave huuuge slime trails everywhere they go. That's how you can tell one's been around. That and the chittering.

[He nods. Yep. 100% truth.]