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awkwardpossum
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One blows up and one is a food that would stay good through the apocalypse if it remains in its packaging.

OOOOoooohhh--

I mean. Hm. I-I'll take the explosives. I don't need to eat, so food is pretty impractical for me.

Two grenades then? Sound okay?

I will tell you how they work and how much damage they do when I give them to you.

...Deal. Surrender the aforementioned weapon to my office at some point and I will begin work immediately.