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"You've reached Peridot. Stop trying to call me when I can't answer, idiot. Leave a message."

Mun Contact

• PLURK:

awkwardpossum
• IM: thesnarkypossum

Yeah. No problem. It is a combat sniper that I keep broken down in a case. I will bring it by.

How much will this cost me?

[Snort]

Everyone always wants to know about payment. I don't charge for this sort of thing-- Although...

Hm. What do you have for trade?

Grenades and twinkies.

[He's being completely honest.]

...What's a twinkie?

One blows up and one is a food that would stay good through the apocalypse if it remains in its packaging.

OOOOoooohhh--

I mean. Hm. I-I'll take the explosives. I don't need to eat, so food is pretty impractical for me.

Two grenades then? Sound okay?

I will tell you how they work and how much damage they do when I give them to you.

...Deal. Surrender the aforementioned weapon to my office at some point and I will begin work immediately.